Star Wars 3D Campaign

February 7, 2012 at 8:36 am 3 comments

I suppose it was inevitable that George Lucas would find another excuse to re-release his films, in a new and “improved” way. All the problems with the prequel trilogy will now be seen in 3D. This truly, and I mean truly will add o so much to the product of these movies. Hasn’t Lucas made enough money? Hasn’t he exploited these stories, and toyed with the fans enough. A major plus would be to remove Jar Jar Binks completely for these editions, but I digress, this will not happen.

We get to experience the contrived plots, the underdeveloped characters, the campy acting, and the severe plot holes of the prequel trilogy, in 3D. I wonder if the 3D effect will make the tension between Anakin as a child, and Padme feel any less gross and awkward. Oh, that’s right, I forgot, the pod racing scene will be epic!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or not. Maybe C 3P0’s wires in episode 1 will show better, or Greedo’s random appearance will be more appealing, in 3D.

Will the 3D effects make Hayden Christensen a better actor? No. He still ruined the transformation into Darth Vader, and no 3D cheap effect will change this. Or how about masking one of the least believable love stories, forming from constant whining, and failure to emote on Christensen’s part? No.

The 3D effect will add absolutely nothing to this series, and it just proves what a greedy man George Lucas is. Of course, people will see these movies in theaters, completely justifying Lucas re-releasing these films in the aforementioned format.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mike Frangione  |  February 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    These are not the bad movies in 3D you’re looking for.

    Actually, I shouldn’t say much. I didn’t even bother seeing these movies, as I was afraid they’d ruin my appreciation for the ‘real’ 1977-1983 SW films.

    These new ones do look pretty wretched. And based on the number and intensity of the complaints similar to yours that I’ve heard, I think I made the right choice.

  • 2. dnasportsandmovies  |  February 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    Haha, this was a 3D complaint, mixed in with prequel trilogy complaint, and excellent alec guiness reference. (Hope i spelled his name correctly)

  • 3. Mike Frangione  |  February 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Reblogged this on It Depends on What the Meaning of the Word 'Blog' is.


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