Kristen Stewart is Now Ruining Our Fairy Tales;D’s Thoughts’

February 7, 2012 at 2:38 am 9 comments

The upcoming movie, Snow White and the Huntsman, seems to be a bit of different from the traditional story the masses have grown accustomed to. Apparently in this upcoming film, Snow White is actually taught how to fight by the hunter sent to kill her. Supposedly the character changes throughout the movie, and becomes less frail, even starting her own rebellion against the well-known “Evil Queen” character. This premise is both an engaging and compelling twist to the traditional story told, because the Snow White character typically has been the flat, one-dimensional fairy tale princess, who needs prince charming to rescue her. I personally would see this movie in theaters based on the premise alone.

Then I found out who was cast as the lead, Kristen Stewart. It is still mind-boggling to me why she gets work outside of the Twilight universe, but here she is, with another apparent big budget summer release. The Snow White character in this is going to have to undergo a character change, one which Kristen Stewart will not pull off.  She can not deliver a line, she looks completely bland, she has no facial expressions; and in scenes when she is supposed to emote, it comes off as completely fake and unbelievable. No, I am not basing this on the horrible Twilight series, but on movies such as Zathura and Adventureland as well.

I am convinced there is a contest going to see who can ruin more movies between her and Hayden Christensen (who I will address further in another entry). It’s laughable as well, that Charlize Theron is playing the Evil Queen, and Kristen Stewart is supposed to be “fairer” than her. Kristen Stewart should just remain with the character as terrible as her, and play Bella Swann for eternity.

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  • 1. Mike Frangione  |  February 7, 2012 at 3:14 am

    You know where Stewart would work well? In “The Walking Dead” – as a zombie, of course.

    • 2. dnasportsandmovies  |  February 7, 2012 at 3:15 am


      • 3. dnasportsandmovies  |  February 7, 2012 at 3:16 am

        Awesome show btw.

      • 4. Mike Frangione  |  February 7, 2012 at 3:22 am

        It really is. I had two blog posts about it, if you’d rather read them than have me bore you to death by reiterating them here.

        Looking forward to the next installments. Especially after that ending!

      • 5. dnasportsandmovies  |  February 7, 2012 at 3:24 am

        I will take a look, and absolutely, the girl being in the barn was crazy

  • 6. Mike Frangione  |  February 7, 2012 at 4:42 am

    Reblogged this on It Depends on What the Meaning of the Word 'Blog' is.

  • 7. turtleinkdesign  |  February 9, 2012 at 1:01 am

    I heard they originally wanted to cast her as the poisoned apple — because she, too, puts people to sleep — but they thought the role might be too challenging. However, this new version of Snow White might be a better character for her to play. Show her how to save her own ass. After all, what man would want to rescue her? None that I know, that’s for sure. Oooh, she makes my mean girl claws come out… Team Charlize!

    • 8. dnasportsandmovies  |  February 9, 2012 at 1:16 am

      LOL!!!! Poison Apple. Please do tune in for mre Kristen Stewart bashing =).

      • 9. turtleinkdesign  |  February 9, 2012 at 1:41 am

        Oh, I most definitely will.

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